Funny Church Sign Too Hot to Change Sign Message Inside
God created humor – enjoy these funny church sign sayings
Somewhere in the Women of Faith archives is a blog post I did on these, probably 17 years ago! The selection back then was nowhere near as good as it is now.
One of favorite thing is funny church sign sayings. One of my earliest memories of the Googling on the internet – was finding these hilarious church signs.
50+ Funny Church Sign Sayings
I bring you some funny from churches who have a sense of humor! *praise hands* Get ready to LOL or smile because these church signs are just fun.
That's right, there are over 50 funny church sign sayings – and i'll add more if you send your funny church sign finds! Read below on how to submit your favorite church marquee images.
Forgive your enemy – it messes with their head.
God recycles, he made you from dust.
Life has no remote – get up and change it yourself!
Sin is like a credit card. Enjoy it now – but pay for it later.
How will you spend eternity – smoking or non-smoking?
Sayings for Church Signs
Looking for sayings for church signs? Here are some great suggestions for church signage.
Want God outta everything? Great news! He won't be in hell!
Daylight savings changes time. Jesus changes life.
(view our daylight savings memes)
Give Satan an inch and he'll become your ruler.
Looking for Mr. Right? This is HIS House!
I hate this church. – Satan
Adam and Eve – the first people to not read the Apple Terms and Conditions.
Catch up with Jesus. Lettuce praise and relish him. Cuz he loves me from my heads to-ma-toes.
How do we make holy water? We boil the hell out of it.
Jesus is coming. Look busy.
This funny church sign saying had me rolling. But hey, LBGTQ friendly church, FTW!
More Church Funny Signs
The church sign funny continues with these signage ideas.
Saying in bed shouting, oh God! Does NOT constitute going to church!
Having trouble sleeping? We have sermons – come hear one!
Blessings of Pets. Bring your dog or cat or whatever and lawn chair.
Eat the devils corn – you will choke on his cob.
God didn't create anything without a purpose – but mosquitoes came close.
Life stinks – we have a pew for you.
I find your lack of faith disturbing. – Darth Vadar
What happens in Vegas is forgiven here!
Read the bible – it will scare the hell out of you.
Need a lifeguard? Our's walks on water.
Whoever is praying for snow – please stop.
To whoever stole my air conditioners – you are going to need them. – God.
Lent is not the fuzz in your navel.
Free coffee. Everlasting life – yes, membership has its privileges.
Jesus it watching, but the police have radar.
Use son screen to prevent sin burn.
Stop, drop and roll won't work in hell!
God will accept broken hearts, but he must have all the pieces.
Mosquitos also know there's power in the blood.
Now is a good time to visit. Our pastor is on vacation.
If God had a refrigerator – your picture would be on it.
Another punny quote!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Jesus it watching, but the police have radar.
When life isn't a bed of roses – remember who wore the thorns.
Jesus is for real, y'all.
Ready or not – here I come! – Jesus
Friends don't let friends die without Jesus.
Church Sign Sayings for 2021
With the political conflict in America in 2021, this is the perfect church sign saying.
America, the donkey and elephant won't help – we must turn back to the lamb.
"Try Jesus" If you don't like him, the devil will take you back.
Life is a maybe. Death is a for sure. Sin is the cause. Christ is the cure.
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
Duct tape is good, but 3 nails fixes everything.
Blood Drive – we were all saved by a blood donor.
A bad attitude is like a flat. You wont go anywhere, until you change it.
Love God and others. It's not rocket surgery? ROCKET SURGERY? GRACE – Rocket Science 🙂
Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted.
Best Church Sign – Trinity Baptist Church
Shout out to Trinity Baptist Church. I tried Googling to find out where this church was but apparently there is more than one Trinity Baptist Church!
Don't have a prayer? Free refills inside.
7 days without prayer makes 1 weak.
I saw that. – God
Ideas for Funny Church Sign Sayings
Who knows, maybe you are needing church sign sayings ideas – if you use one of these, or have a funny church sign at your church, send us a photo! Post it to the Digital Mom Blog Facebook wall.
Funny Church Sign Sayings – Day 23 – Lent Experiment
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